I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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