she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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