Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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