I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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