Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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