wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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