Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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