I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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