with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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