sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am available for nakedness
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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