put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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