return my video game
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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