ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
