just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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