...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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