you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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