I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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