It's Friday. Sex?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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