I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
