I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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