I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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