we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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