just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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