And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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