can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
As shirtless as possible
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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