I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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