OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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