can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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