Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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