garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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