Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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