I got her a Nickelback box set.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
