I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
