Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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