i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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