Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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