Someone shit on the floor
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
