I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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