C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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