it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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