Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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