But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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