Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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