Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
two words: eviction party
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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