u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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