Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
one might say we're banned from that church
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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