that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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