Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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