Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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