Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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